Zealand Scarce
ARE THE JONAS BROTHERS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
At approximately over 9000:30 PM EST a small Cessna XLS jet crashed into a hill several miles north of Wellington, New Zealand. All twelve passengers, including pop-stars Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas, are presumed dead. Details remain scarce, even as rescue crews have moved into the crash site to comb the countryside for survivors. Relatives of the jet’s pilot, Captain Davidson, have commented that he was recently discharged from 30 day drug rehabilitation clinic and had been known to smoke cannabis during flights. No official statement from the Jonas family has been released.
PLEASE NO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not true. They’ve been in the UK for weeks, and will continue to be there for a couple more days. They were never on their way to New Zealand. In fact, they did a concert earlier today in Dublin, Ireland-about 13 thousand miles from where they “died” last night.
They’re alive and well, the whole thing is a hoax, including the fake FoxNews article, which has since been confirmed by Fox as a fake, and was taken down immediately.
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