Lire Pope
Heres a good joke.?
A tourist bloke is visiting the Vatican, and realises he needs the loo. He goes into the holy gent’s, and finds the Pope sitting on the floor vigorously masturbating. Thinking quickly, the tourist takes a quick photo. The Pope offers him five thousand quid, or lira or whatever, for the camera, which the tourist readily accepts. A little while later the Pope is out with one of his cardinals, and sees a rare squirrel scurrying up and down the Vatican trees. Quickly he whips out his new camera and takes a picture.
“How much was that camera?” asks the cardinal.
“5000 quid, or lira or whatever,” replies the Pope.
“Wow!” says the cardinal. “The bloke who sold you that must’ve seen you coming!”
Ba-dum tish.
Haha 
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